No accounts, no analytics, no watchers of the watchers
These pages are plain files. There are no user accounts, no logins, no analytics scripts, no advertising networks and no third-party tracking of any kind. We have no profile of you to keep, look at, or lose — a pleasantly small responsibility.
The one preference
Answering the cookie note saves a single value in your browser's local storage under the key yolkroadCookieChoice. It exists to keep the notice quiet on your next visit. It never leaves your device, we cannot read it, and clearing browser storage erases it completely — the shortest policy section we've ever written.
The letter form
The demonstration form on the contact page validates input locally and sends nothing anywhere. No letters leave your browser, so none can be stored by us. If this page ever gains a real mailbox, this policy is rewritten before the first real letter arrives.
What loads from outside
Photographs and typefaces are fetched from public hosting services, which see routine technical data that any image or font request implies — nothing more, and nothing from us. There are no social widgets or embedded frames of any other kind.
Your controls
Everything this site stores lives in your browser, which means you hold the delete key over our entire data estate. Questions about any of this are welcome through the letterbox.
Last reviewed: November 2026.